Things Sam Ate Last Week...Besides Dog Food

 

Monday: Chicken Poop

Tuesday: Finished Off his Raw Hide

Wednesday: The Thermostat

Thursday: A Wooden Spoon Guinness knocked off the counter.  Guinness is Sam's partner in crime.  More like the antagonizer.

Friday: A Mirror (knocked off of the kitchen table by Guinness) and a Slipper.  Don't worry, Sam is fine.

Saturday: Deer Hair (You would have to know a little more about my childhood and the unusual things my parents do.  Oh what the heck.  My dad tans deer hides.  And buffalo hides.  Not for a living - part of his many hobbies.  And that's the "normal" stuff.  Thought your family was strange?

Things Sam did not eat last week: My clothes.  And Guinness - they still have a love/hate relationship.  See Below:

HATE (Below)

Don't be alarmed, this happens a lot. And Don't feel sorry

for Guinness. He crawls on

top of Sam and bites him for about ten minutes before

Sam gets up, throws him on the floor, and pins him for a

few seconds.  He actually deserves this.  

 

LOVE (Below)

And about 10 minutes later.  See?  They really do love

each other.

 

And now, as I am typing this, there is a mouse in the recycling again.  Guinness is ready, I have to go help him catch a mouse.